Feminist for the Pussy

I rock a pink hat, march in the street,
Yellin’ “equal rights” with a wink so sweet.
Got my “Smash the Patriarchy” tee on tight,
But it’s just a trap to bang chicks all night.
I cry at rom-coms, say “MeToo’s my fight,”
Then slide in the DMs when the mood feels right.

I’m all about consent, I swear it’s true,
But I’m countin’ notches while I’m quotin’ you.
Empowerment’s my line, it’s smooth as hell,
A feminist facade to ring your bell.

I’m a feminist for the pussy, oh yeah,
Wave that flag just to get in your underwear.
Scream “down with men” while I’m divin’ in deep,
Fuckin’ every flavor, my body count’s steep!
Oh-oh-oh, I’m woke for the lay,
Oh-oh-oh, bangin’ my way through the fray!

I read Bell Hooks, got the lingo down pat,
Call you “queen” while I’m tappin’ that ass.
Body positivity? I’m your biggest fan,
Screwin’ every size from here to Japan.
I’ll mansplain consent ‘til your panties drop,
Then hump and dump, I’m a feminist cop!

I’m all about your rights, I’ll shout it loud,
But it’s just a trick to plow through the crowd.
Intersectional? Sure, I’ll nod and grin,
While I’m balls-deep in your next of kin.

I’m a feminist for the pussy, oh yeah,
Wave that flag just to get in your underwear.
Scream “down with men” while I’m divin’ in deep,
Fuckin’ every flavor, my body count’s steep!
Oh-oh-oh, I’m woke for the lay,
Oh-oh-oh, bangin’ my way through the fray!

I’ll hashtag “TimesUp” with a tear in my eye,
Then chase some tail ‘til the well runs dry.
Pronouns? I’ll use ‘em, whatever you pick,
Long as it ends with me wettin’ my dick.
Your autonomy’s hot, babe, I’m all in your camp,
Just don’t check my phone, I’m a two-faced champ!

I’m a feminist for the pussy, oh yeah,
Wave that flag just to get in your underwear.
Scream “down with men” while I’m divin’ in deep,
Fuckin’ every flavor, my body count’s steep!
Oh-oh-oh, I’m woke for the lay,
Oh-oh-oh, bangin’ my way through the fray!

So raise that fist, I’ll cheer your cause,
Then bend you over, no time to pause.
I’m your ally, girl, ‘til the deed is done,
A feminist fuckboy, just here for the fun!
Oh-oh-oh, I’m woke for the score,
Pussy’s my prize, and I’m huntin’ for more!