Fuckboy Scholar

They say I'm a moron, brain's on mute,
But I'm plowin' through chicks in my birthday suit,
You're stackin' them books, tryna get wise,
I'm stackin' them bodies, bustin' in thighs!
No SATs, no nerdy-ass grind,
Just a line of thots with my dick on their mind,
Call me a fuck boy, I'll take that crown,
Cummin' so much, I could flood this town!

I'm the fuckboy scholar, smartest one here,
Fuckin' all night, no stress, no fear,
Brains overrated, I'm nuttin' with flair,
Droppin' my kids on your girl's fake hair!
(Yeah!) I'm the king of this game,
(Yeah!) Y'all nerds feel the shame,
Laugh at my hustle, but I'm screwin' the best,
Fuckboy degree, aced the sex test!

You're writin' essays, I'm writin' my name,
In sweat on her back, fuckin' with no shame,
She's yellin' "Oh God," I'm her new degree,
PhD in pipe, that's the gospel of me!
No student loans, no late-night cram,
Just a quick nut sesh, then I'm out, bam!
They call me retard, but I'm livin' elite,
While you're broke and lonely, I'm balls-deep in heat!

I'm the fuckboy scholar, smartest one here,
Fuckin' all night, no stress, no fear,
Brains overrated, I'm nuttin' with flair,
Droppin' my kids on your girl's fake hair!
(Yeah!) I'm the king of this game,
(Yeah!) Y'all nerds feel the shame,
Laugh at my hustle, but I'm screwin' the best,
Fuckboy degree, aced the sex test!

You got your diploma, framed up so tight,
I got ten bad bitches lined up tonight,
You're stressin' 'bout jobs, I'm stressin' my sack,
Cummin' so hard, I need a chiroprac!
Call it crude, call me a dick,
But my life's a porn flick, and I'm the pick,
Smart guys lose, I'm the proof in the flesh,
Fuckboy logic—pussy's my test!

I'm the fuckboy scholar, smartest one here,
Fuckin' all night, no stress, no fear,
Brains overrated, I'm nuttin' with flair,
Droppin' my kids on your girl's fake hair!
(Yeah!) I'm the king of this game,
(Yeah!) Y'all nerds feel the shame,
Laugh at my hustle, but I'm screwin' the best,
Fuckboy degree, aced the sex test!

So keep your degrees, your suits, your strife,
I'm the fuckboy scholar, livin' the life,
Dumb as a brick, but I'm fuckin' the world,
Cummin' on repeat while your toes stay curled!