Fingered Me Wet

I’ve been stuck with duds, babe, all my years,
Guys who flop like fish, bringin’ me to tears.
They’d splash and miss, leave me parched as sand,
A snooze in the sheets, couldn’t water my land.
Love was a joke, a punchline I’d skip,
Till you sailed in, rocked my boat with one dip.

One night, one splash, you cracked my dry spell,
I sprung a leak, babe, you rang my bell.
You turned the tap, made my river race,
Now I’m chasing you, lost in your wet embrace.

Oh, mystery man, you made me squirt hard,
Sprayed like a fire hose, soaked the whole yard.
I’m huntin’ alleys, callin’ for my drip,
You fingered me wet, now I’m sunk in this ship.
Oh-oh-oh, where’s my splash, my rainmaker?
Oh-oh-oh, left me soggy, my laugh-shaker.

I’ve known quick splashes, puddles at best,
Boys who’d drip and run, failin’ the test.
But you dove deep, found my secret spout,
Made me squirt three times, I’m still laughin’ about.
Woke to a puddle, you’d slipped out the door,
Left me soaked and smitten, moppin’ the floor.

One night, one wave, you flooded my tide,
A gush so wild, I nearly cried.
You worked the pump, made my waters fly,
Now I’m high and dry, where’s my soggy guy?

Oh, mystery man, you made me squirt wild,
Shot out a gusher, drenched every tile.
I’m huntin’ alleys, callin’ for my drip,
You rubbed me to flood, now I’m lovesick quick.
Oh-oh-oh, where’s my splash, my rainmaker?
Oh-oh-oh, left me soggy, my laugh-shaker.

I’d trade my shoes to ride your wave once more,
You soaked my soul, left me giggling sore.
Every squirt a giggle, every drop a grin,
Come back and splash me, I’m all in to win.
I’m a thirsty fool, cracked without your rain,
One night of you, now I’m love’s wet stain.

Oh, mystery man, you made me squirt free,
Blasted like a fountain, all over the sheets.
I’m huntin’ alleys, callin’ for my drip,
You teased me to soak, now I’m hooked on that trip.
Oh-oh-oh, where’s my splash, my rainmaker?
Oh-oh-oh, left me soggy, my laugh-shaker.

So if you catch this, you rogue with the knack,
I’m the gal you drenched, and I’m beggin’ you back.
Love’s a new splash, you sparked with a wink,
One night, three spurts, I’m your puddle, I think.

Oh-oh-oh, come wet me again, My mystery drip, my silly sin