Double Creampie

I ain’t hushin’, I’ll sing it proud,
One dude’s fine, but I crave a crowd,
First man rolls in, he’s bringin’ the flame,
Drops his sauce in me—ooh, game’s my name.
He slides out quick, leaves me all glazed,
Next guy’s up, got me half-crazed,
Slips in smooth, all warm and slick,
Unloads his gift—man, he’s too quick!

Double cream pie, that’s my groove,
Two hot shots, got nothin’ to prove,
One’s a tease, but two’s my vibe,
Fill me twice, I’m feelin’ alive!
Swirlin’ inside, I’m ridin’ the wave,
Double cream pie, I’m the queen they crave,
Gimme that drip, let it ooze, let it spill,
Two studs, four nuts—I’m over the hill!

First guy fires, coats me real nice,
Turns my cave to a wet paradise,
Second’s locked in, he don’t waste time,
Blasts my bell—ding-dong, it’s chime!
Quick draw king, he’s mixin’ the brew,
Sticky jackpot, I’m lovin’ the stew,
Warm and wild, it’s a gooey spree,
Double-dosed lovin’—that’s all me!

Call me wild, call me the boss,
Cheeks keep clappin’, I’m never at a loss,
One’s a nibble, two’s the whole cake,
Love that splatter—gimme a break!
No plain Jane, I need the flood,
Two big dollops of that man-batter crud,
Grinnin’ and drippin’, I’m cacklin’ with glee,
Single-pie gals wish they were me!

So step on up, boys, don’t play coy,
Double cream pie’s my endless joy,
One’s a taste, two’s the whole treat,
My canvas is ready for your double beat!

“Yeah, glaze me silly, you clowns—keep it comin’!”