Boner Donor

There’s a cheap-ass prick, stingy as hell,
Won’t toss a nickel where the needy dwell.
No bucks in the bucket, no scratch to shed,
He’s hoardin’ his stash for a romp in bed.

Blood drive pulls up, he’s ghostin’ fast,
“Fuck your pins, I’m savin’ my blast!”
Kidney to spare? Not this crude dude,
He’d rather keep pumpin’ his selfish ‘tude.

But oh, he’s a boner donor, cock on parade,
Bangin’ it out where he don’t get paid!
No holy handouts, no do-gooder crap,
Just slappin’ his junk with a loud-ass clap!

Fundraiser knocks, he’s dodgin’ the yell,
“Feed the brats!”—he’s jerkin’ his bell.
Won’t lift a finger, won’t haul a sack,
Rather stay home and polish his rack.

No heart to give, no guts to slice,
He’s grippin’ his nuts like they’re fuckin’ nice.
But dim the lights, he’s ready to roll,
First to unload in a greasy hole!

‘Cause oh, he’s a boner donor, prick in tow,
Ramming his gift where the cheapskates go!
No savior’s grace, no big-heart spiel,
Just spunkin’ his load with a grunt and a squeal!

Doc says, “Sign up, save a soul or two,”
He snorts, “I’m droppin’ my own damn brew!”
No blood to bleed, no cash to fling,
But his pecker’s pumpin’ a sticky string.

He’s tight with his wallet, dry with his vein,
But his dick’s a geyser in the fuckin’ rain!

Yeah, oh, he’s a boner donor, balls out loud,
Humpin’ the night like a king unbowed!
No Red Cross pin, no martyr’s crown,
Just plowin’ pussy when the sun goes down!

So raise a glass to this greedy fuck,
Won’t give a shit ‘less he’s gettin’ a suck.
He’s no bleeding heart, no kindly loner,
Just rulin’ the sheets as the boner donor!